amy

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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hearteyeemoji:

Me if I ever sat next to drake

franson:

are u there god? itsa me, mario

(Source: spearingprivates)

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(Source: innercitylights)

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

(Source: lawlliets)

silverlullabies:

adultjokes18plus:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

I have been pregnant before I can confirm this is true we have free Wi-Fi